Don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE to our channel! Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. ————— LYRICS Google: Your new system hasnt gotten many users They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers Step to me – Ill wrestle you blue My dyslexic fans, they call me “El Goog” Well connected – i got crazy links SEO just means what google thinks Smart people, they wanna work for me That’s why I jack you for your employees Gmails got females – on fire like foxes i’m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes Search market share: 4% you 68 me. this battle rap is through MSN: You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks He bought Youtube, the search still sucks Your icon’s a joke – it’s just a doodle Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle Youre net apps – they’re slow- they dont work, nobody uses them, they go for the search I own your platform, I own IE, I own all degrees of the game, 3-60 You steal my people? heres the stor-y I buy Facebook and jack your employees You might have users, but they’ll soon be leavin ya cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
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Google works on linux, not microsoft.. And 90% of the web sites run on linux. 10% of the computer users use linux, 30% mac (newest mac is based on unix, with an altered version of the X desktop environment), rest: microsoft. But thanks to vista (and their *couch* wonderful customer support) the part of windows users is decreasing rapidly.
I don’t use microsoft software anymore.. But I can’t evade using google. So google is more important than microsoft.. Microsoft: IE is based on the stolen scripts of Netscape.. They won the court, because they had a better attorney.. And google: a good browser.. It doesn’t crash when opening ‘crashie (dot) com’. IE does.. And: linux is improving soon, much faster than microsoft ever had.. And apple’s user interface is based on X, and that’s a part of linux.
@FranciscoOnline True dat!
Googles is better
foda
First it was MSN Search, than Windows Live Search, than Live Search, and now Bing.
So many different names in 4 years!
But the market share of Bing has increased and Google’s has decreased (in the last 6 months)
MSN is still shit. It’s just prettier shit now. Google search has way more useful options. If you’re gonna compare, compare Yahoo with Google. MSN doesn’t make the cut.
@86rishabh
Thats great ….. Looking forward to eZdia
lol segway
GooGle – cOOL !! )
Russia The Be$t !!!
Bing sucks ass, Google is more simpler and plain out awesome.
MSN used to be shit, but the new Bing has now made large improvements that made it better than Google. The same goes to Yahoo!
msn and bing suck………. google is the best
Hello friends, i have came across a new site, eZdia , a search engine which gives you the same results as google and yahoo but with an additional feature of bringing Experts and Explorers at one place while search, and thus leads to accurate and useful knowledge being shared. You may like to have a look at eZdia if not done yet
“say search wikipedia” so true.They should have played im blue 4 MSN
blart time
Dude google pwns…
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BING say know more
say “search Wikipedia” owned^^
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amazing!