GOOGLE vs YAHOO – Search Engine Rap Battle

by Sourav Sharma on March 31, 2010


Google and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. ————— LYRICS Yahoo: His skin is so pale, he’s already fatigued The only sports you play are in my fantasy league Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry I heard your new motto for saving the world You do no evil, if evil’s a girl My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla Uh, and who’s countin too? You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view You haven’t changed your style since 1992 You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo! Google: Who is this guy? is he still alive folks? I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads You got no game, youre old like Atari, I tried to load his homepage – it broke on Safari Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky? Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly Trying too hard, your design is insane This guy has an exclamation point in his name! You wanna test my manhood? you’ll see my stock rise Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size

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KillinIsh360Meka March 31, 2010 at 1:16 am

shits tight, have you guys heard about jbrunkkkk1234
Thats the rappers name, pretty tight shit, and hes droppin a mixtape soon

93JB93 March 31, 2010 at 1:48 am

Google has TOO many Results, I searched Poetic Justice took me tow pages too find the damn movie,
It showed amature videos of poetic speeches, and like just scans of ppls poems….i just want a damn movie

Vekoma1261 March 31, 2010 at 1:55 am

Google.

musicerful March 31, 2010 at 2:51 am

Google.

TehOosRsGuides March 31, 2010 at 3:10 am

What the **** is Yahoo? =P

JulietsMan March 31, 2010 at 3:27 am

google eats dikcheez

JulietsMan March 31, 2010 at 3:51 am

yahoo has more content and its way easier to find your target.

JulietsMan March 31, 2010 at 4:35 am

not to mention allowing the gov’t to evesdrop and censor it: see youtube.

amieldionio March 31, 2010 at 5:28 am

google

52KcA52 March 31, 2010 at 6:20 am

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooglee :D

casanova03ful March 31, 2010 at 7:05 am

I hate yahoo

dinolex99 March 31, 2010 at 7:19 am

YouTube was bought by google.

catadeluxe March 31, 2010 at 8:14 am

Google is a BIG FAIL

ZachariahLogan March 31, 2010 at 8:35 am

uhm.. you must be a fat white guy..

appleAddict240872 March 31, 2010 at 8:55 am

yawho?

addy75d March 31, 2010 at 9:46 am

Is eZdia is a potential threat to google and yahoo , as after the launch of eZdia , a meta search engine may be called a real time search as with every search result there is an expert associated which will help you online (if avaialble) , people are more trending towars eZdia then google yahoo or other search engine

monstercameron March 31, 2010 at 10:02 am

yahoooooo!

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erickman1998 March 31, 2010 at 10:39 am

jajaja

RumbleCow March 31, 2010 at 11:14 am

i dont use either because i found a legit search and win site but i still use google for images :l

AimalCool March 31, 2010 at 11:20 am

I think Yahoo is better at searching the web and Google better at image search. At least they both have something good in their own way.

AimalCool March 31, 2010 at 11:44 am

@catadeluxe I totally agree with you!

catadeluxe March 31, 2010 at 12:40 pm

Yahoo FTW!!!!!

what google has??? a dumb homepage… not even the search resultsd are good. YAHOO IS MUCH BETTER!!!!

catadeluxe March 31, 2010 at 1:01 pm

go up to your address bar, put the letter “Q” between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go

pinkybear128 March 31, 2010 at 1:18 pm

GOOGLE!

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